Holy Stressful weekend, Batman!

Oh. My. God.

That's probably all I need to write. At the risk of seriously bumming you all out, here comes the weekend that shall be referenced to in the future as the Weekend of Drama.

I can't even tell you half of it as it has everything to do with other people's personal lives. All I will say is, just when you think the shit is done hitting the fan, a new wind will blow. Hah!

Other than that it appears that selling unregistered German shepherds in Sussex County draws more idiots than flies to...honey.

One woman called wanting a registered female, without a no-breed contract, with shots for $250. And I wanna live in a grass hut in the Bahamas. Good luck with that, lady.

This other nut case, God. Today was not the day to leave a crazy freakin' message saying my dogs "don't look right." So she came and said things like oh they're so beautiful but I'm too broke to buy one so maybe next week. Well...actually she wanted us to "put a hold on one" for her without any money down. Uh, no.

Then she said she'd come and leave us like $30 as a deposit which we had also said was unacceptable, but we were going to let her get away with it. Why? Guh. Who knows. But she called back and said she didn't have that and she could only come up with $100 this week so we called her and left a message saying that was enough for a deposit, but that there was no way we could give one of this puppies up for that much. Well...that must have pissed her off pretty bad. She called back, left a crazy ass message about how "$100 was all she would OFFER us for one of our dogs because blah blah blah they looked sick or whatever" and a whole bunch of other crazy crap.

Offer us? OFFER US?! No. We had been more than patient with this chick. And now she was going to offer us...AAHHHRHHHGHHH. I wanted to wring her crazy red head. But I did call her back and let her know she was not welcome to any of our puppies for any amount of money and not to dare calling back or showing up. I know...I shouldn't do that. But, I did. I'm just so sick of being a door mat. Somebody was going to get the retaliation eventually, it just happened to be this woman. As crazy as she is she will probably call back and "offer" us like $50 for one tomorrow and I will tell her exactly where she can stick it. The arrogance on some people is absolutely astounding. They come here acting like they know everything there is to know about dogs, barely able to tie their own shoes or form a coherent sentence. Argh! And just today we had decided to keep doing it.

Not everyone is this bad. Actually, the two we sold went to great people. We won't sell them to idiots. One guy called today and I'm pretty sure he has dog fighting in mind. Ugh. I'm just waiting for the day when someone is standing in my yard wanting to hand me cash for one of the babies and I know if brains were gas they couldn't get out of the driveway. That will be an ugly one. Buhhhhhh.

Okay, I'm going to smoke.