Cruise Walks

Kind of like Jesus, only not really.

Apparently the Church of Scientology, in it's infinite wisdom, has declared Tom Cruise the next Christ.

I had no idea the position was open! I wonder who else put in their applications. Should make a good special on the T.V. Guide channel.

They're thinking he's going to be worshipped and everything. It's obvious these people know nothing about the actual Christ, or else they wouldn't dare make the comparison but for crying out loud...

For one thing he joined the religion *coughcultcough* sometime in the 80's and, correct me if I'm wrong but Jesus never joined any religion as he didn't have to because religions were formed because of him...? Ringing any bells?

I feel especially bad for Katie. Ladies, can you imagine? Haha...I mean someone tells your husband he is the new God, and now you have to live with him. Good luck with that.

I guess it's really not much different than what he and the rest of Hollywood is already used to. I've already gone into my whole "Boycott Hollywood" shpeel so I'll save you that can of worms. It's just that now The Church of Scientology has made it official.

There really is no end to the madness.